Mysterious McCrone’s Soldiers!

It has been brought to my attention that I’m not the only one who has been spreading the word about Mysterious McCrone. It seems that there are at least two people in each state, handing out flyers, promoting The Box of Fright. These workers are known as Mysterious McCrone’s soldiers. Word is also out that Mysterious McCrone himself is passing out these same flyers to the unsuspecting public as well.

This news frightens me. Am I not doing a good enough job in promoting the work of my captor? Am I not reaching his expectations? What will happen to me if…

I must force myself to stop thinking this way and get back to work.