The Spider And I

This morning, I awoke to the chilling sensation of something tickling my left arm. Looking down, there was the largest spider that I had ever seen in my life crawling on my skin. It was the size of a walnut, I kid you not! My sudden movement to brush it off me must have startled the hairy guy because he bit me. Oh, how I hate sleeping on the basement floor.

Later on, when I was released from my underground confinement, I pointed out the red and swollen area on my arm to my employer. Mysterious McCrone did not seem too concerned with my plea as he pointed to the small computer room. Head down, I slowly began walking over to my makeshift prison to begin my work day.